My real name is Ian Ofslager. I am 26 years old, and just recently became single again. I'm an Alumni of USC (University of South Carolina, not the University of Southern Cal. Yeah, I know, everyone thinks of Southern Cal first.) I've got my bachelor's degree in communications and I currently write for a small town newspaper in Warren, PA. I moved there from Pittsburgh to be with this girl (who shall remain nameless). Three months later, she got sick of me and dumped me. That was about two months ago, and I'm still not quite over it. We were together for about a year, it's the longest relationship, I had ever been in. Part of me thinks it was dumb of me, to move to a town for a girl, knowing damn well that you could get shit on at any moment. But another part of me is grateful that I moved here, because now I'm working at a newspaper, which is really cool. It's only part-time, so I've got a day job on the side, working at this oil and gas company. The Oil job isn't too bad either. I answer the phones, work on excel and print out Gas reports, blah, blah. It can be boring at times, but it's a pretty good job; Not much work, and decent pay. Just the way I like it.